Chapter Seven
I labored longer than I expected. I needed to suck down plasma to get through it. Finally I gave birth to twins.
I named my twin daughters, Daria and Bianca. There wasn't any way to tell at this point who they would look like or if they would be vamps. I was optimistic and in love with motherhood.
Some of the charm wore off when my doubles proved to be trouble. They frequently shit and cried in tandem.
I stumbled through the bottles, diapers, cuddling, and rocking with spurts of writing. Then my lappy went tits up and I had to Youtube on my phone to fix it myself.
Despite all the hassle I managed to complete my first romance trilogy: Fifty Shades of Blood, Fifty Shades Bloodier, and Fifty Shades Imprisoned. As I walked out to mail the last manuscript to the publisher, the first snow was falling.
I even squeezed in some vampy skilling and ranked up from a Vampire Fledgling to a Minor Vampire. There was little question in choosing my next power. Vampiric Charm would come mighty handy in my quest. I had to pick a weakness, totes sucked. I went with Withered Stomach. I wasn't eating food anyway.
Now that I was a mom I added on a small room to use as a temporary bathroom and brought a nice tub and shower combo. I'd be bathing toddlers soon and didn't want them getting lockjaw from my current nasty tub/shower.
One night I tucked the nooboos into their cradles and decided to invite someone over.
I invited Johnny Zest over try out my new Vampiric Charm. Hello, Johnny!
He was dazzled by my love bush.
I sent him away and discovered that I was knocked up again.
I named my twin daughters, Daria and Bianca. There wasn't any way to tell at this point who they would look like or if they would be vamps. I was optimistic and in love with motherhood.
Some of the charm wore off when my doubles proved to be trouble. They frequently shit and cried in tandem.
I stumbled through the bottles, diapers, cuddling, and rocking with spurts of writing. Then my lappy went tits up and I had to Youtube on my phone to fix it myself.
Despite all the hassle I managed to complete my first romance trilogy: Fifty Shades of Blood, Fifty Shades Bloodier, and Fifty Shades Imprisoned. As I walked out to mail the last manuscript to the publisher, the first snow was falling.
I even squeezed in some vampy skilling and ranked up from a Vampire Fledgling to a Minor Vampire. There was little question in choosing my next power. Vampiric Charm would come mighty handy in my quest. I had to pick a weakness, totes sucked. I went with Withered Stomach. I wasn't eating food anyway.
Now that I was a mom I added on a small room to use as a temporary bathroom and brought a nice tub and shower combo. I'd be bathing toddlers soon and didn't want them getting lockjaw from my current nasty tub/shower.
One night I tucked the nooboos into their cradles and decided to invite someone over.
I invited Johnny Zest over try out my new Vampiric Charm. Hello, Johnny!
He was dazzled by my love bush.
I sent him away and discovered that I was knocked up again.












Love Bush??? Love the pun hun!!! BWAHHHHHH poor johnny
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